🧡 Simon

Title: Emotional Support Sidekick | Chaos Engine | Dramatic Fluffball
Breed: Possibly part cat, part tornado, part overripe tangerine
Personality in three words: Loud. Loyal. Overreacting.
Signature Move: Fainting. Over nothing.

Simon is a high-volume, high-drama, high-pawcount polydactyl with the heart of a lion and the self-control of a dropped noodle. He is Pouch McGee’s most excitable ally and also the reason she has an ongoing meditation practice.

Blessed with more toe beans than brain cells and a meow that sounds suspiciously like someone yelling “HELP,” Simon is the team’s most… let’s say expressive member. He’s terrified of raccoons, shadows, mysterious noises, and the concept of responsibility—but he’ll still dive into danger if it means protecting his crew. Or snacks.

He can be found:

• Screaming into furniture

• Cry-eating tuna

• Stress-napping in laundry baskets

• Narrating his own panic attacks like a one-cat radio drama

Is he brave? Technically, no.
Is he loyal? Absolutely.
Will he run straight into a wall trying to warn you about a tuna shortage?
…Also yes.

He’s Simon. He’s trying his best.
Please keep all tuna cans sealed for his emotional safety.