🐾 Finley

Title: Retired Gentleman Thief | Strategic Advisor | Vibe Curator
Breed: Maine Coon (with extra majesty)
Personality in three words: Elegant. Sarcastic. Unbothered.
Signature Move: Passive-aggressively grooming during serious conversations.

Finley is the group’s reluctant strategist, low-key legend, and resident couch philosopher. He didn’t ask to be part of the Great Tuna Heist Investigation. He was napping. But if the kingdom of Whiskerton needs his brain (and his biting commentary), he’ll lend it—between naps.

A former alley cat with a shady past and a glorious mane, Finley brings a certain gravitas to the team… when he’s not actively mocking them. He knows more than he lets on, cares more than he admits, and can usually solve the case three steps ahead of everyone else—but won’t say a word unless the drama amuses him.

Find him:

• On top of the fridge, judging your snack choices

• Lounging in sunbeams like a Roman emperor

• Giving scathing advice in a tone that somehow feels like a purr and an insult

He’s seen it all. Done most of it. Retired with dignity.
Now? He just wants to solve mysteries and finish his nap in peace.